From: Elena [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: 3/12/2008 10:30 AM
To: Stadtmiller, Mandy
Hi dear!! My letter will surprise you!! My name – Elena. My age-26
years. I live in Russia!! Private life didn’t turn out well. I decided
to find a foreign man. I dream to meet a decent, kind and clever man!!
It is difficult to tell about myself. If this is of any interest to you,
write to me.My address – email@example.com I’ll wait!! Kisses Elena
From me (forwarding on to Elina):
Elina – it’s so good to hear from you!!!
Thank you! So you marry me, yes?
You’ve got me intrigued and you sound awfully cute. I bet I could teach you a thing or two about how we do things here in America. What are you wearing.
Yes, I am a very good student. I recently complete my doctorate diploma in molecular physics. I am wearing my volleyball dress. You like?
The dress, tell me more about the dress. Are Russians bad girls? Have you been a bad girl? I could teach you a thing or two about the way Americans complete their doctorate diplomas in molecular physics.
My dress is from my friend Anya, Anya Kournikova. We trade clothes but right now she is naked. Because she is a bad girl and her tennis is not very good.
Oh my, Elina. You sound like a very, very smart girl! How many American dollars do you require???
I am very a modest girl and will be happy with a one-way ticket to NYC. The rest is very little. Take a chessboard and put $1 in first square. Two in the next. Four in the following. And so on, doubling the previous amount until all 64 squares are filled. It should cost you practically nothing at all! 😉
Pic? Hot pic?
Hot? Or not?