中国人教老外如何“泡妞”(MP3在线听)

一个中国女人教老外如何“Pickup”。很强大。

http://static.hainei.com/mp3player4share.swf?soundFile=http://s3.amazonaws.com/chinesepod/0828/mp3/chinesepod_D0828pb.mp3&bg=0xCDDFF3&leftbg=0x357DCE&lefticon=0xF2F2F2&rightbg=0x357DCE&rightbghover=0x4499EE&righticon=0xF2F2F2&righticonhover=0xFFFFFF&text=0x357DCE&slider=0x357DCE&track=0xFFFFFF&border=0x357DCE&loader=0x8EC2F4&loop=no&autostart=no

摘自Chinesepod.com

好吧,再附送一则俄罗斯女人网络求婚的小片段,让我们看看这个世界有多么疯狂:

—–Original Message—–
From: Elena [mailto:ramsdams@gmail.com]
Sent: 3/12/2008 10:30 AM
To: Stadtmiller, Mandy
Subject: hello
Hi dear!! My letter will surprise you!! My name – Elena. My age-26
years. I live in Russia!! Private life didn’t turn out well. I decided
to find a foreign man. I dream to meet a decent, kind and clever man!!
It is difficult to tell about myself. If this is of any interest to you,
write to me.My address – ramsdams@gmail.com I’ll wait!! Kisses Elena

From me (forwarding on to Elina):

Elina – it’s so good to hear from you!!!

From Elina:

Thank you! So you marry me, yes?

From me:

You’ve got me intrigued and you sound awfully cute. I bet I could teach you a thing or two about how we do things here in America. What are you wearing.

From Elina:

Yes, I am a very good student. I recently complete my doctorate diploma in molecular physics. I am wearing my volleyball dress. You like?

From me:

The dress, tell me more about the dress. Are Russians bad girls? Have you been a bad girl? I could teach you a thing or two about the way Americans complete their doctorate diplomas in molecular physics.

From Elina:

My dress is from my friend Anya, Anya Kournikova. We trade clothes but right now she is naked. Because she is a bad girl and her tennis is not very good.

From me:

Oh my, Elina. You sound like a very, very smart girl! How many American dollars do you require???

From Elina:

I am very a modest girl and will be happy with a one-way ticket to NYC. The rest is very little. Take a chessboard and put $1 in first square. Two in the next. Four in the following. And so on, doubling the previous amount until all 64 squares are filled. It should cost you practically nothing at all! 😉

From me:

Pic? Hot pic?

From Elina:

Hot? Or not?

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9 thoughts on “中国人教老外如何“泡妞”(MP3在线听)

  1. 不能听啊。链接不对……
    128k :
    [audio src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/chinesepod/0828/mp3/chinesepod_D0828pr.mp3" /]
    64k:
    [audio src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/chinesepod/0828/mp3/chinesepod_D0828pb.mp3" /]

    1. 你可以注册成为ChinesePod.com的会员。
      上面有很多中国女人和外国老男人。恩。
      当然,也有我这种中国男人,哈哈哈

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