- Where’s the list of 12 reasons why Digg readers aren’t going to be getting sex tonight?
- As if I needed 12 reasons to fuck
- My gf is perioding, so if FoxNews wants to wash the sheets, I’ll go ahead.
- Does masturbation count? Maybe while playing Halo3 on my 360?
- I can find you 100 reasons why I can’t.
- Only Fox News would need to come up with twelve reasons in order to justify sex.
- We all know FOX loves porn. And we’re jaded enough to know that they will use any excuse to put porn on the air or on the web, as long as it can be disguised as news.
*Half-naked college girls on Facebook = Dangers for your Daughters at School
*Girls Gone Wild = America’s Failing Morality
*Hot Sweaty Sex = Weight Loss at Home
- “12 Reasons Why You Should Masturbate Tonight”
- Now if only I can find 12 *ways* to have sex tonight…
- perioding? I’m no grammar Nazi but come on. She is on her period. and that never stopped me, shes 2x as sensitive and 2x as loud, win win.
- Yeah, but she’s also 2x as sensitive and 2x as loud out of bed. Lose lose.
- Unless you count sex with their right hands.
- It wasn’t about fucking, it was about masturbation.
- Weight loss: Various narcotics.
Pain management: Various narcotics.
Stress relief: Various narcotics. Computer games.
Immune booster: I don’t meet people, so no need.
Better heart health: My WoW char already has health potions. Why do you mean?
Self-esteem: Various narcotics.
Sleep enhancements: Various narcotics.
A better, younger looking you: Avoiding sun will reduce wrinkles.
Mood lifer: Various narcotics.
Longevity: Buying stock in cryotechnologies. Come on, fight this one like a geek!
Decreated risk of breast cancer: Low risk in males anyway.
Reproductive health benefits: Durrr…? Wuts dat
- You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal.
- 1. I’m married…
2. I’m married…
- suprised fox news didn’t mention the reason of “because the terrorists hate when you have sex and hate your freedom to have sex”
- “Men who orgasm two times a week have a 50 percent lower chance of mortality than those who climax one time per month.”
I will never die.
- Must be a Digg record.
- Five minutes? What are you trying to prove man.
- My boyfriend and I met because of Digg.
- Are there even 12 girls who digg?
- His right hand.
- Please use correct grammar and spell check. Reading that was painful.
- I’ll go get my dog right away.
- Yes! More sex on Fox News!
- And my reply to all 12 excuses
– Find a fat chick
– Stop fucking a 5 year old
– RTFA Sex relieves stress
– Find someone who also has AIDS
– RTFA sex is good for the heart.
– You don’t have to be intimate… it’s sex not cuddling… Do the deed then adios
– Then get her to be on top, in case you do fall asleep
– You are only going to continually look worse as you get older.
– RTFA sex makes you happy
– It didn’t say how long you should last… If you can last 10 seconds you are better than the average digger
– What does stalking have to do with sex?
– Use condom, diaphragm, birth control, and pull out if you are that worried.